![]() ![]() The artwork was the most recent in a long list of attempts by the Moose Springs locals to halt Lana’s luxury condominium project. ![]() ![]() The penis was causing problems, as penises tended to do. “The locals are consistent, I’ll give them that.” Nothing said screw you like an acre-wide penis pointed at your future construction site.īen exhaled a breath into the cold winter air as if trying to cover a snort. “Yes, but then the message might have been lost. “A snow angel might have been more appropriate.” Ben, her construction manager, scratched the back of his neck, trying and failing to keep a professional tone. “At least it’s anatomically correct.” Newly minted Moose Springs, Alaska, property mogul Lana Montgomery tilted her head, considering the artwork carved so precisely into the mountainside. Someone had drawn a giant penis in the snow. ![]()
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